A fifth week can either be a bust or something special for comics. This week, Matt and Tyler are happy to announce the books are so good and so beefy. From Grand Design to Doomsday Clock to Heroes in Crisis, the boys are eating it all this week. Wondering why eating? Plug those headphones in, tendrils! You’re about to find out!
Listeners, do you know what is the most harmful thing affecting our environment. Matt and Tyler learned recently that cows are poisoning our environment through the release of gas. Yes, the Earth is being destroyed by cow farts. Adding environmentalists to their list of morally righteous causes, this podcast will now be a platform for change. New logo, new theme, and a new mission statement. Just kidding! Enjoy a regular episode of your favorite comics show and continue destroying the world with your beef consumption!
It’s a new year for the Longbox. With 2018 being the most successful year for the podcast so far, Tyler and Matt assumed they’d be sponsored by Mack Weldon or Squarespace by now. Unfortunately, this podcast is still unsponsored and uncensored. If NSFW takes on comics is your favorite, the Longbox in 2019 is for you. Listeners, get your q-tips and dewax those ears, TLB is coming in hot this year.
Get the oven ready, listeners, the Longbox is back and cooking! The comics are fresh and the plots are nice and greedy. The theme of this episode is Italian. Matt and Tyler will not be cooking with extra virgin olive oil for legal reasons. What does extra virgin mean? Will consuming it get you arrested? You won’t find out on this episode but damn it, listeners, sit down and enjoy this feast we have prepared!
The Longbox Podcast was too full of shit, figuratively and literally, to record last week and we want to apologize. Dairy is no longer a part of our diets and from this day forward, we are embracing a vegan lifestyle. This something we would say if we ever joined a cult so if you ever hear that in real life, please call a cop. Longbox is back to talk shit, literally and figuratively, and the comics this week are keeping it spicy.
If you’re an American following the news this week, you’re probably feeling very angry. Things are tense right now and people are rightfully on edge. Thus, this week on Longbox Podcast, we’re looking to shake things up and spotlight something new on our show. What exactly? The financial downfall of one of America's oldest institutions: Hooters. Grab your comics, headphones, and some wings listeners because this week, we’re pullin' pork.
It’s been twenty-four hours since the DJ Khaled incident and while Tyler and Matt are shocked and appalled, the show must go on! We’re looking at the beginning of new eras for both Marvel and DC with Avengers and DC Nation. Great time to be a comics fan; poor time to expect celebrities to be good lovers. Put your headphones on and lock away your daddy issues, folks, because it’s also time for a new episode of the Longbox! If you don't listen, well, c'mon!
Action Comics #1000 is a celebration of Superman’s enduring legacy and a peek at what’s to come in the future. 2 Girls 1 Cup is iconic for its ability to make you sick to your stomach no matter what. 100 Episodes later, and well, we can safely say we're a strange amalgam of the previous two with a bit more pizzazz and, let’s be honest, a lot more attractiveness. Tyler and Matt welcome you to the 100th episode of the Longbox Podcast. Loosen up those ear holes because the journey is just getting started. Thanks for coming along for the ride!