When the American people storm Area 51 on September 20th, will the Longbox Boys be making the Naruto run to alien salvation? Of course they are. Free aliens mean more listens for the podcast! Not to mention the catgirls! Our interplanetary brothers need to hear about Collapser, Loki, and Blade Runner! This week’s episode is dedicated to those locked up from other planets, please listen.
In a week where Avengers Endgame gets released, you’d imagine that the Longbox would skip a week. Listeners, you’d be damn wrong! Matt and Tyler are back with another episode of questions, comics, and poop stories they probably shouldn’t share! Hope you survived all those snaps because your ears need to be prepped and ready for this one.
Listeners, do you know what is the most harmful thing affecting our environment. Matt and Tyler learned recently that cows are poisoning our environment through the release of gas. Yes, the Earth is being destroyed by cow farts. Adding environmentalists to their list of morally righteous causes, this podcast will now be a platform for change. New logo, new theme, and a new mission statement. Just kidding! Enjoy a regular episode of your favorite comics show and continue destroying the world with your beef consumption!
Like foot fetishists debunking Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s fake feet pics, the Longbox is back and we’re coming in hot with the cold, hard facts. Janet Van Dyne is the greatest Avenger? Fact. Kelly Thompson is the best writer in comics currently? Fact. Hal Jordan is a shining example of what great police work should look like? Well, not touching that one. Get ready, listeners, Fake News Leaked Nudes is here.
It’s taken three years but Tyler and Matt have finally achieved something they’ve wanted to do since the very first recording of The Longbox. The very first “Best of” episode debuts this week! It’s got all the things you love about the weekly show but with more wrestling, video games, movies, and television. Plug in, friendos, it’s long and it’s good and the very last comics podcast you need to listen to in 2018.
A day after a snow storm that utterly halted New York traffic, the Longbox boys are asking the tough questions. Where in the world is Tyler’s copy of Pokémon Let’s Go: Eevee? Which returning Marvel artist kept Matt from falling into a frozen depression? Will The Comics Pals accept our Smash challenge? Grab a cold one to drink with the boys, a new episode of the podcast is here to thaw you out.
The year is 2018. The American public now possesses the knowledge of what two of this country’s most polarizing figures’ penises look like. One penis hails from the Mushroom Kingdom while the other swells in Gotham City. Please join Tyler and Matt for another episode of their latest documentary series, Cocks in Pop Culture, brought to you by the Longbox Podcast.
The war rages on between New Genesis and Apokolips. Casualties continue to mount and the horror and depression begin to affect your favorite podcast hosts, Tyler and Matt. Luckily, when the moon hits their eyes like a big pizza pie, that’s amore! Confused, dear listener? Well, fear not! The Longbox will show you all the answers!