Get the oven ready, listeners, the Longbox is back and cooking! The comics are fresh and the plots are nice and greedy. The theme of this episode is Italian. Matt and Tyler will not be cooking with extra virgin olive oil for legal reasons. What does extra virgin mean? Will consuming it get you arrested? You won’t find out on this episode but damn it, listeners, sit down and enjoy this feast we have prepared!
The Longbox Podcast was too full of shit, figuratively and literally, to record last week and we want to apologize. Dairy is no longer a part of our diets and from this day forward, we are embracing a vegan lifestyle. This something we would say if we ever joined a cult so if you ever hear that in real life, please call a cop. Longbox is back to talk shit, literally and figuratively, and the comics this week are keeping it spicy.
The year is 2018. The American public now possesses the knowledge of what two of this country’s most polarizing figures’ penises look like. One penis hails from the Mushroom Kingdom while the other swells in Gotham City. Please join Tyler and Matt for another episode of their latest documentary series, Cocks in Pop Culture, brought to you by the Longbox Podcast.
After a horrible case of low testosterone, Matt and Tyler are back and ready to give the most masculine episode of The Longbox ever produced. Punisher? Check. Justice League? Check. Ain’t no soyboys on this show. Not even the show’s adoration for Kelly Thompson can keep this show from getting anymore masculine. Get ready to be catcalled, listeners, because this episode is about to get loud and manly.
Fresh from a viewing of Solo, Tyler and Matt are live with a new episode of The Longbox Podcast! Kevin is here listening to us make jokes but ignore him, he’s not important. You know what’s important? A whole hour of hot takes on this week’s comics. No Justice, end of the Bendis era, and the announcement of our next Shortbox! Open your ears, sheeple, we’re coming in!